Christmas.NET - Dedicated to all the programmers out there

1. using Self;  
2. using Self.Emotions;  
3. using Self.Online.Blog;  
4. using Self.Rides.Bike.Pulsar150;  
5. using Self.Offline.GirlFriend;  
6. using Self.Offline.SocialCircle.Dudes;  
7. using Self.Gadgets.Canon500D;  
8. using Self.Gadgets.AmazonKindle;  
9.   
10. namespace Self.Life.Experience  
11. {  
12.     public class Christmas  
13.     {  
14.         public Christmas()  
15.         {  
16.             InitialiseComponents(Self.Life.Instances[CURRENT_INSTANCE]);  
17.   
18.             GalacticDomination.Thread.Suspend();  
19.   
20.             Emotion emo = Chrismas_Start(new System.TimeSpan(48, 0, 0));  
21.             Self.Life.Experience.Add(emo.Summary);  
22.             Self.Life.Components[2009].Vacation.Add("Chritmas", emo);  
23.   
24.             GalacticDomination.Thread.Resume();  
25.   
26.             var settings = new { Audience = "Public", LevelOfDetail = "Overview", OutputLanguage = "Human, C# v3.5" };  
27.   
28.             Blogs[TECH_BLOG].Post(this, emo, settings);  
29.         }  
30.   
31.         [System.Serializable]  
32.         [System.STAThread]  
33.         public Emotion Chrismas_Start(System.TimeSpan duration)  
34.         {  
35.             if (Self.CurrentStatus == Status.Married)  
36.             {  
37.                 Monotonus.Do("boring, chistmas tree, boring, big dinner, boring, gifts under tree, boring");  
38.                 throw new InvalidSystemStateException("maybe try a few linux commands like sudo. If not on mono then no chance buddy");  
39.             }  
40.   
41.             Shopping("Gifts", "for friends, family, her");  
42.   
43.             WithHer("Bike to Secluded spots, Curvy Hilly Roads", "use lots of breaking ;)");  
44.             WatchMovie("London Dreams", "could have been better movie but only spent half the time actually watching movie");  
45.             WithHer("xoxo", "[censored]");  
46.             WithHer("Dinner", "Chinese");  
47.             if (GiveGift("Her", "Necklace").IsHappy) Self.MentalState.SaveSnapshot();  
48.             WithHer("xoxo", "[censored], snuggle, [censored], snuggle");  
49.             Gadget("Kindle", "Read some more from 'Spin by Robert Charles Wilson'");  
50.   
51.             duration.Subtract(new System.TimeSpan(24, 0, 0));  
52.   
53.             BikeTo("Mussoorie", "No Snow, still lots of fun");  
54.             WatchMovie("De Dana Dan", "great Hera Pheri like fun");  
55.             Gadget("Kindle", "Catch up on blogs using google reader mobile ed.");  
56.   
57.             BikeTo("Back Home", "make too much noise, overspeed, pit stop for beer");  
58.             WithBuddies("Get Drunk", "best part of the day");  
59.             GiveGift("Buddies", "Suspicious dvds, " + Emoticons.EvilGrin.Load());  
60.             Gadget("Canon500D", "takes pics of buddies in wierd and compromising situations");  
61.             WithBuddies("Passed Out", "best part of the Night");  
62.   
63.             duration.Subtract(new System.TimeSpan(24, 0, 0));  
64.   
65.             return new Emotion(this, "Happy", "Huge Handover");  
66.         }  
67.     }  
68. }  

using Self;
using Self.Emotions;
using Self.Online.Blog;
using Self.Rides.Bike.Pulsar150;
using Self.Offline.GirlFriend;
using Self.Offline.SocialCircle.Dudes;
using Self.Gadgets.Canon500D;
using Self.Gadgets.AmazonKindle;

namespace Self.Life.Experience
{
    public class Christmas
    {
        public Christmas()
        {
            InitialiseComponents(Self.Life.Instances[CURRENT_INSTANCE]);

            GalacticDomination.Thread.Suspend();

            Emotion emo = Chrismas_Start(new System.TimeSpan(48, 0, 0));
            Self.Life.Experience.Add(emo.Summary);
            Self.Life.Components[2009].Vacation.Add("Chritmas", emo);

            GalacticDomination.Thread.Resume();

            var settings = new { Audience = "Public", LevelOfDetail = "Overview", OutputLanguage = "Human, C# v3.5" };

            Blogs[TECH_BLOG].Post(this, emo, settings);
        }

        [System.Serializable]
        [System.STAThread]
        public Emotion Chrismas_Start(System.TimeSpan duration)
        {
            if (Self.CurrentStatus == Status.Married)
            {
                Monotonus.Do("boring, chistmas tree, boring, big dinner, boring, gifts under tree, boring");
                throw new InvalidSystemStateException("maybe try a few linux commands like sudo. If not on mono then no chance buddy");
            }

            Shopping("Gifts", "for friends, family, her");

            WithHer("Bike to Secluded spots, Curvy Hilly Roads", "use lots of breaking ;)");
            WatchMovie("London Dreams", "could have been better movie but only spent half the time actually watching movie");
            WithHer("xoxo", "[censored]");
            WithHer("Dinner", "Chinese");
            if (GiveGift("Her", "Necklace").IsHappy) Self.MentalState.SaveSnapshot();
            WithHer("xoxo", "[censored], snuggle, [censored], snuggle");
            Gadget("Kindle", "Read some more from 'Spin by Robert Charles Wilson'");

            duration.Subtract(new System.TimeSpan(24, 0, 0));

            BikeTo("Mussoorie", "No Snow, still lots of fun");
            WatchMovie("De Dana Dan", "great Hera Pheri like fun");
            Gadget("Kindle", "Catch up on blogs using google reader mobile ed.");

            BikeTo("Back Home", "make too much noise, overspeed, pit stop for beer");
            WithBuddies("Get Drunk", "best part of the day");
            GiveGift("Buddies", "Suspicious dvds, " + Emoticons.EvilGrin.Load());
            Gadget("Canon500D", "takes pics of buddies in wierd and compromising situations");
            WithBuddies("Passed Out", "best part of the Night");

            duration.Subtract(new System.TimeSpan(24, 0, 0));

            return new Emotion(this, "Happy", "Huge Handover");
        }
    }
}